Sex Toy Reviews with a Texas Twang!

It is the time of year to stock up on all your heart shaped candy. If you want to add something a little naughty this year you need to check out the Valentine’s Risque Hearts. The sayings on the candies are: Eat Me, Cute Butt, Let’s Screw, Nice Tits, Be My Love Slave, I’m Horny, Do Me, Make Me Hot, Bend Over, Let’s Make Love. This is a break from the normal sweet sayings that candy hearts usually say. I think it can make things a little bit more fun. I like to pick through the candy and spell out exactly what I want done and in what order.

 

Get your good vibrations going with this mystical collection of massagers, each graced with a colored ‘stone’ set into its base. The Black Pearl Vibrator is a new release by an old favorite, Evolved Novelties. Black stones are protectors that defend against any negative energy that might be aimed at you.

 

You’re in good hands with this dark crystal that fortifies your positive energy and increases your self-confidence. Representing the absence of light, onyx sharpens the senses and brings you into the sensual world that is ruled by touch and feel.

 

These multi-speed crystal ball shaped vibes with rippled handles are phthalate free and waterproof, allowing you to enjoy your crystal fantasy in any setting!

Want to show him your naughty girl side? “How To Be  A Bad Girl In Bed” releases your inner vixen with these down and dirty sex secrets that will crank up the heat in the bedroom and leave him breathless…and panting for more! More than 100 tips on how to be wickedly sexy, downright forthright, uninhibited, and erotically adventurous will bring out the bad girl in you and a smile from him. Go from “Vanilla” to “Naughty” to outright “Baaaaadd” as you make your way through this coded collection of coital bliss.

 

Big Bad Sexy Wolf

Big Bad Sexy Wolf is a 3 piece female costume set. She’ll let out a howl when she’s on the prowl! Zipper front stretch crushed velvet dress with faux fur trimmed hood with pom pom ties attached ears and tail. Includes two faux fur trimmed boot covers. Ladies Small fits sizes 2-6, Medium fits sizes 6-10, Large fits sizes 10-14.

Written like a dictionary with chapters from “A-Z”, The New Lesbian Sex Book includes interviews and tips from over thirty women who discuss their lives and experiences in extreme and honest detail. Real life stories are always great to read, it is good to know what other people have been through and dealt with.  With no assumptions or limits on experience or definition of “sex” or the label of “lesbian,” this is an open, friendly, informative, and accessible guide to sex and sexual techniques in all their glory.

  • Paperback
  • 233 pages
  • ISBN-10: 1593500211
  • ISBN-13: 978-1593500214
  • 9” x 7” x .5”
  • 14.5oz

Penis Name Book

Boy, oh, boy, it’s a difficult decision when it comes to naming a guy’s manhood. Does one go respectable with Peter O’Toole? Or hip with the Big Lebowski? Or choose one with a little more flavor, like Charleston Chew? With so many possibilities, it could really drive a person nuts! Fortunately you now have the Penis Name Book, A Guide to Naming Man’s Best Friend.

Lucky for those looking to nail down the perfect name for their (partner’s) favorite body part, there’s this book. It’s a long, hard process coming up with an original name for a man’s member, so this book doesn’t beat around the bush. It pulls together 500 options, sizes them up, and helps you get down to business and choose the perfect fit.

At the end of the naming process, you will think your choice is a stroke of genius–and be relieved you’re not just calling it Harry or Dick.

  • Paperback
  • 256 pages
  • Measures 5.5” x 6.25” x .4”

·   6oz

Libigrow is a very powerful herbal formulation which helps to increase sexual pleasure and sexual performance. Libigrow is to be used when having difficulty acquiring or sustaining a proper erection or when there is a problem with premature dysfunction due to performance anxiety or other causes.

Libigrow is an extremely fast and very powerful herbal male sexual enhancement capsule and is quickly becoming one of the most popular Male sexual enhancement capsules available in the US! You will get amazing results from the first pill! And will become more noticeable the more often it is taken.

Since Libigrow is an herbal Supplement and is not a prescription drug, it does not have the same harmful side effects as prescription drugs. Libigrow increases the SIZE, STRENGTH, and POWER of your ERECTION. It also allows your pleasure to last much longer increasing your sexual endurance. The effects of Libigrow have been known to last 24 to 96 hours on a single capsule. Your partner will notice a dramatically vigorous and pleasing change in you.

Why should men have all the fun of enhancements. With Libigirl Female Enhancements you can get in on the fun also.  This product will help increase your sexual confidence. Libigirl is scientifically formulated to induce female orgasm, increase orgasm intensity, and assist with lack of sexual desire. This product works immediately, so no delay in effectiveness. 1 capsule per order. 100% natural. no prescription necessary.

 

 

SWAT Girl

Stop in the name of SEXY! This Miss SWAT outfit from Be Wicked Costumes is sure to stop any bad boy. This seven piece outfit comes with black short and top with SWAT logo and hat with SWAT logo on it. Also includes baton,handcuffs, belt and badge garter.

Size Small fits most women 90-150 pounds. Size M/L fits most women 150-200. Glasses and boots not included.

 

Ride ‘Em Cowboy! This sexy Jolly Rancher Costume by Male Power will satisfy all your cowboy fantasies. Costume includes brown shorts with cutouts on front, back and sides to show off your best assets. Also included are orange bandanna and badge. Sizes are S/M & L/XL. Hat and Boots not included.

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